In what may prove to be a futile effort, I have finally decided to BLOG! You can never say that I never arrive to the party, I may not be early..but I do show up…eventually.

This is the first step in my grand scheme to take over the world..err re-design my website. I have lofty goals…now lets see if I can actually not be lazy for once and actually do it. So right now I will make this vow…one way or another I will Blog at least once a week. I mean..it can’t be THAT hard to do….right?

Anyone who knows me..knows that I have a lot of opinions..and have been known to rant and rave a bit..so yes you can expect a few “Twain Rants” here and there..but mostly what I want to use this blog to share my askew view of the world with everyone. [With all due respect to George Clinton]…this is going to be one cranky white guy’s fight vs. The Placebo Syndrome, because the world would be a better place with a little more funk.

I hope you all stick with me…this may not be a wild ride..but it will be a ride nonetheless. And remember… You all rock…you are the people who make the world go ’round.. er, no, actually never mind… science does that.

I guess that is it for now, but I will leave you with this one question….

“Would you rather…Always lose -OR- never play?”

Later Peeps

-Twain